Death, Taxes, and Democrats will always be with us, at least Death never gets any worse!
George: "If we do happen to step on a mine, Sir, what do we do ?" Edmund BlackAdder: "Normal procedure, Lieutenant, is to jump 200 feet in the air and scatter oneself over a wide area."
For Earthday this message printed on recyclable media.
Q: What's the difference between a pit bull and a social worker? A: You can get your kid back from a pit bull.
"To be prepared for War is one of the most effectual means of preserving peace."--George Washington
Dictatorship (n): a form of government under which evrything which is not prohibited is compulsory.
"Clinton is, as Clinton does." "Rejected Forrest Gump Sayings" As presented on the July 29, 1994 (7/29/94) broadcast of LATE SHOW with DAVID LETTERMAN
Peasant: "What are you doing about the war on poverty ?" King: "Nothing. Its over, and you lost!"
Try to look unimportant; the enemy may be low on ammo and not want to waste a bullet on you!
"Has anyone heard about the agnostic dislexic insomniac ... ... who used to lay awake nights wondering if there really was a Dog?" --Mark Marikos
"When the government fears the People, that is Liberty. When the People fear the Government, that is tyranny". --Thomas Jefferson
"The greatest glory of the American Revolution was this: It connected in one indissoluble bond, the principles of civil government with the principles of Christianity." --John Quincy Adams
"Things don't turn up in this world until somebody turns them up."--James A. Garfield
Who is General Failure and why is he reading my disk?
We have four boxes used to guarantee our liberty:The soap box, the ballot box, the jury box and the cartridge box.
"It is both possible and moral, to love one's country and hate its government."--Dr. Walter E. Williams
If you can read this you weren't aborted. Call you mom and thank her.
The most dangerous place in America for a child it its mother's womb.
In America every third baby dies from abortion.
We shouldn't say that Bill Clinton is a liar. It's not nice to use that word nowadays. He is simply "factually challenged." (my 1st attempt at being PC) After all it isn't nice to say things against someone who obviously suffers from Integrity Deficit Disorder!
"Those who survived the San Francisco earthquake said, 'Thank God I'm still alive.' But, of course, those who died, their lives will never be the same again." --U.S. Senator Barbara Boxer:
"What a good thing Adam had--when he said a good thing, he knew nobody had said it before."--Mark Twain
Isn't it something that the gold men will steal and die for here is just the asphalt we will walk on in heaven?
"Luck is what happens when preparation meets opportunity." --NFL Baltimore Colts hall of fame receiver Raymond Berry
"This is the worst disaster in California since I was elected."--California Governor Pat Brown on a local flood
"The Constitution may not be perfect, but it's a lot better than what the government's using these days." --anon
"Congress is thinking about eliminating a federal program under which scientists broadcast signals to Alien beings. This would be a large mistake. Alien beings have atomic blaster death cannons. You cannot cut off their federal programs as if they were merely poor people."-Dave Barry
"To educate a man in mind and not in morals is to educate a menace to society"-- Theodore Roosevelt
"The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not." --Thomas Jefferson
"There are three side effects of acid. Enchanced long term memory, decreased short term memory, and I forget the third." -- Timothy Leary
Know why tree-huggers make a bigger fuss over fur than leather? It is easier to harrass rich women than it is biker gangs!
Former Pennsylvania Gov. Robert Casey (D) put it best: "President Clinton says he wants abortion to be safe, legal and rare, but he's helped make it safe, legal and everywhere."
"A government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul."--George Bernard Shaw
The family that prays together stays together. The family that shoots together should not be messed with!
Middle of the Road: The spot where politicians pause when turning left.
"The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not." --Thomas Jefferson
"Ninety-eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hardworking, honest Americans. It's the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then, we elected them!"--Lily Tomlin